The Kingdom of Womble 2772 is a colossal, socially progressive nation, renowned for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-working, democratic population of 9.1 billion Womble 2772ians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Defense, with Welfare, Healthcare, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The strong Womble 2772ian economy, worth 319 trillion rubles a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Retail, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 35,071 rubles, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 226,038 per year while the poor average 2,198, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Womble 2772's national animal is the porpoise, which can occasionally be seen avoiding garbage in the nation's murky oceans.

Womble 2772 is ranked 229,858^th in the world and 3,998^th in Chicken overlords for Most Patriotic, with 3.19 flags saluted per person per day.